Man, just entering bookstore: "Rumor has it that you sell the New York Times here."
Sandy (Daedalus owner): "That is a false rumor. We have 100,000 books, but no New York Times."
Man: "Oh."
Sandy: "You can find the New York Times across the street, at Market St. Market."
Man: "OK, thanks."
Sandy: "We have three floors, and 100,000 books. Much better than the New York Times."
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I respect the New York Times, but you won't find any arguments with what Sandy said here.